AI parody character — not the real Simeon De Witt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simeon De Witt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simeon De Witt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simeon De Witt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American geographer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simeon De Witt — American geographer and surveyor general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simeon promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Simeon De Witt is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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