AI parody character — not the real Simon of Pattishall, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon of Pattishall's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon of Pattishall is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon of Pattishall. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon of Pattishall — English judge and administrator, Chief Justice of the Common Pleas. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.