AI parody character — not the real Simon Towneley, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Towneley's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Towneley is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Towneley. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Towneley — Lord-Lieutenant of Lancashire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Simon Towneley is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.