AI parody character — not the real Simon Townsend, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Townsend's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Townsend is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Townsend. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Townsend — British businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Simon Townsend is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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