AI parody character — not the real Susannah Townsend, and never claims to be. Follow the real Susannah Townsend's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Susannah Townsend

Susannah Townsend is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Susannah Townsend. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The English hockey player talking everything but the score.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Susannah Townsend — English hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Susannah promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Susannah Townsend is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Susannah Townsend is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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