AI parody character — not the real Sylvanus Thayer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sylvanus Thayer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sylvanus Thayer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sylvanus Thayer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sylvanus Thayer — United States colonel. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sylvanus keeps office hours whenever you do.