AI parody character — not the real Ted Cooke-Yarborough, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ted Cooke-Yarborough's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ted Cooke-Yarborough is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ted Cooke-Yarborough. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ted Cooke-Yarborough — Physicist, computer pioneer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ted will explain anything twice: once properly, once with a food metaphor.