AI parody character — not the real Thomas Burnett, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Burnett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Burnett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Burnett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Burnett — association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Thomas Burnett is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.