AI parody character — not the real Thomas H. Haines, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas H. Haines's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas H. Haines is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas H. Haines. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas H. Haines — American author, biochemist and academic (born 1933). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Thomas H. Haines is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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