AI parody character — not the real Thomas Heaton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Heaton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Heaton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Heaton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Heaton — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.