AI parody character — not the real Thomas Hopkins, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Hopkins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Hopkins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Hopkins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Early Providence settler with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Hopkins — Early Providence settler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.