AI parody character — not the real Thomas Parker, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Parker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Parker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The soldier with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Parker — soldier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Thomas Parker is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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