AI parody character — not the real Tião, and never claims to be. Follow the real Tião's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Tião is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tião. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tião — Brazilian footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Tião promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Tião is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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