AI parody character — not the real William Houseman, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Houseman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Houseman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Houseman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero bullpen sessions.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Houseman — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask William about the one that got away; bring snacks.