AI parody character — not the real William Samuel Symonds, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Samuel Symonds's coverage on their IJR News journal →

William Samuel Symonds

William Samuel Symonds is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Samuel Symonds. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Samuel Symonds — English geologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real William Samuel Symonds is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

William Samuel Symonds is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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