Tag: Stephen Colbert

"It’s like the country, it’s no longer a democracy, right?"

The great irony here?

"He’s, uh, you know, he got us into calm waters."

"Remember how on last night's show, I said that slapping was never, ever the answer?"

"I’m willing to pay $4 dollars a gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla."

"Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon."

"I don’t want to get too technical."

"I'm not a legal expert."

CNN posted its lowest-rated quarter in seven years from July through September as Fox News dominated cable and late-night network television. In a third quarter this year that was never ...

"Why should our soldiers be fighting radicals in a Civil War in Afghanistan?"

Stewart says the lab leak theory makes sense to him.

"It’s people who don’t recognize that this country has long had a gun problem."

Colbert panned the president's "mass rambling."

"Since they had no time to prep, instead of cool videos and location shoots, the RNC was mostly a single location with speakers taking terms at the podium."

Pelosi is weighing in on Trump and McConnell.

Late-night shows are suspending production.

"It lets you see what you’re dealing with, what you’re up against with the reminder that it beat you last time.”

"But the murder rate from 650 down to 300, we reduced dramatically."