“Kyrsten Sinema got confused and thought this was the Grammys.”

“Congratulations to Chuck Schumer, another, uh, you know, another term as Senate Minori–.”

“Jen knows Ben is a great husband and they still made sure to have a good night together.”

“What I can say is that this airship does not belong to the United States, but to China.”

“The party should be open to another candidate.”

“Until President Biden takes action, every state is now a border state because he gave control of our southern border to drug cartels and human trafficking organizations.”

“You just can’t look away.”

“Asking for America.”

“I wondered how it would play in the press if word got out that the first lady had popped in to watch a major military operation.”

“They have built and maintained a strong bond.”

“Someone please check on Ben Affleck.”

“People will toss whatever argument they can.”

“Words matter.”

“But it’s very typical of the ‘Squad’ to see that kind of behavior on the floor.”

“AI will end up capable of absolute horror.”

“I think I fine-tuned it down to get it to sound just like her.”

“To date, you have failed to respond to any of our requests.”

“Let’s all get offended tonight.”

“We hope relevant parties would handle the matter in a cool-headed way.”

“Until we really meet the promise of what this country could truly be, then we shouldn’t be touting us out as exceptionalist.”