Well, that escalated quickly.
Just days after President Trump sent Nicolás Maduro on a one-way flight to the Southern District of New York—courtesy of U.S. Special Forces and the Department of Justice—it looks like another socialist strongman is starting to sweat under the collar. This time it’s Colombia’s President Gustavo Petro, who, bless his heart, insists he has nothing to worry about.
Cue President Trump, who at a Saturday press conference, delivered one of those classic, unfiltered reality checks that only he can serve: “He has cocaine mills. He has factories where he makes cocaine. And yeah, I think I stick by my first statement. He’s making cocaine and they’re sending it into the United States, so he does have to watch his ass.”
Oof.
Let’s be honest, you have to admire the clarity. There’s no need for a State Department spokesperson to “clarify” the president’s tone. He’s telling it like it is—and in Petro’s case, that means reminding him that the U.S. has eyes on those alleged drug labs, and we’re not exactly in the mood to look the other way.
Of course, this isn’t the first time Trump has had to slap a warning label on Petro. Back in December, he made headlines warning the Colombian president to “shut down those cocaine factories,” citing three major facilities that U.S. intel allegedly has marked on the map. Petro responded like any good Marxist would: with deflection, righteous indignation, and vague anti-American posturing.
This is the same Petro, by the way, who once told the U.S. military to defy Trump’s orders and join a “multi-national” force to “free Palestine.” Because apparently, when he’s not cozying up to drug traffickers or dodging questions about guerrilla ties, he’s trying to moonlight as the revolutionary leader of every cause under the sun—except the one that involves keeping his own country from turning into the next Venezuela.
Let’s also not forget that this “not concerned” head of state has already had his U.S. visa revoked and found himself sanctioned by the Treasury. That’s not exactly the resume of someone confidently operating aboveboard.
Petro’s not-so-subtle threats about “getting rid of Trump,” complete with creepy finger snaps in an October interview, weren’t exactly smart diplomacy either. You can talk a big game in front of left-wing media outlets all day long, but when the President of the United States just pulled off a zero-casualty capture of a dictator who allegedly partnered with the FARC and Sinaloa Cartel to smuggle literal tons of cocaine into the U.S.? That’s not the moment to pretend you’re untouchable.
And speaking of FARC and company—guess who they allegedly partnered with in Maduro’s operation? That’s right, according to the DOJ’s freshly unsealed indictment, Venezuela’s regime had a cozy relationship with not only FARC and ELN but also Mexican cartels like Sinaloa and Los Zetas. For those keeping track at home, that’s the unholy alliance of every major regional narco-terrorist organization—and they were allegedly working together under the leadership of a man Petro refused to fully denounce until just a few weeks ago.
HOLY CRAP! President Trump just put Colombian President Gustavo Petro on notice
“He better WATCH HIS ASS!”
“He’s making cocaine and sending it into the United States… I stick by my statement.” pic.twitter.com/5NngtXvNaO
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 3, 2026
HOLY CRAP! President Trump just put Colombian President Gustavo Petro on noticeIt took Maduro getting yanked out of Caracas in a stealth night raid for Petro to finally admit, “Yeah, okay, maybe he’s a dictator.” Bold stuff. But even then, he couldn’t bring himself to acknowledge the mountain of drug charges Maduro now faces in the U.S. court system. Because doing so would mean admitting that maybe—just maybe—Trump’s administration isn’t driven by imperialism or paranoia but by cold, hard facts and a little thing called national security.
Here’s the reality: President Trump’s newly dubbed “Donroe Doctrine” isn’t about saber-rattling or empire-building. It’s about telling America’s enemies—foreign and domestic—that the free ride is over. You can’t run a narco-state, flood our streets with drugs, and then hide behind international law when the bill comes due.
And if Petro thinks he’s above it all, well… he might want to go double-check those factory blueprints.
