association football coach
South African football manager (born 1980)
“You cannot come here because you are not white.”
“I am not a fascist. Fascists are shopkeepers, I am a Nazi.”
“I only can properly enjoy carol services if I am having an illicit affair with someone in the congregation. Why is this? Perhaps because they are essentially pagan, not Christian, celebrations.”
“I fell into conversation with Douglas. His is a split personality. À deux he is delightful; clever, funny, observant, drily cynical. But get him anywhere near "display mode", particularly if there are officials around, and he might as well have a corncob up his arse. Pompous, trite, high-sounding, cautiously guarded.”
“Pinkish toffs like Ian [ Gilmour ] and Charlie [ Morrison ] , having suffered, for ten years, submission to their social inferior see in Michael [Heseltine] an arriviste, certainly, who can't shoot straight and in Jopling's damning phrase 'bought all his own furniture', but one who at any rate seeks the cachet. While all the nouves in the party think he (Michael) is the real thing.”
“I am confirmed in my opinion that it is hopeless here. All we can do is arm the Orangemen – to the teeth – and get out.”
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Alan Clark is a South African football manager who is an assistant manager of the Kosovo national under-21 football team.