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“You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.”
“I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.”
“You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”
“Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.”
“Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it, all right?”
“Ed Bradley looked at Michael Jackson like he wanted to say, "Nigga, is you crazy?" Like he wanted to take the 60 Minutes clock and push the shit forward to say, "Nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you?" "I thought you said it was 60 minutes …" "It's 10 minutes, get outta here! You nutty nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you?"”
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album, four Primetime Emmy Awards, and a Golden Globe Award nomination. Rock was ranked No. 5 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time. He also ranked No. 5 on Rolling Stone's list of the 50 Best Stand-Up Comics of All Time.
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In the Arcade
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Being Eddie
2025 · as Self
Everybody Still Hates Chris
2024 · as Narrator (voice)
PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie
2023 · as Kitty (voice)
Amsterdam
2022 · as Milton King
Spiral: From the Book of Saw
2021 · as Detective Zeke Banks
Roald Dahl's The Witches
2020 · as Older Hero (voice)
Nobody's Fool
2018 · as Lawrence
The Week Of
2018 · as Kirby Cordice
Top Five
2014 · Director · as Andre Allen
Madly Madagascar
2013 · as Marty (voice)
Grown Ups 2
2013 · as Kurt McKenzie
One Direction: This Is Us
2013 · as Self
What to Expect When You're Expecting
2012 · as Vic
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
2012 · as Marty (voice)
Grown Ups
2010 · as Kurt McKenzie
Death at a Funeral
2010 · as Aaron
Merry Madagascar
2009 · as Marty (voice)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
2008 · as Marty / Additional Zebras (voice)