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Join the roomDavid McAlister Barry é um autor e colunista americano que escreveu uma coluna de humor distribuída nacionalmente para o Miami Herald de 1983 a 2005. Ele escreveu numerosos livros de humor e paródia, bem como romances cômicos e romances infantis. As honras de Barry incluem o Prêmio Pulitzer de Comentário (1988) e o Prêmio Walter Cronkite de Excelência em Jornalismo (2005).
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