David

• “Thou comest to me with a sword, and with A spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the Lord of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied. [...] And all this assembly shall know that the Lord saveth not with the sword and spear: for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give you into our hands.”

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Overview

From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0).

Play with David

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Savanna Stampede: David Edition

Lead the herd past crocs, lions, and the stampede. Now starring the David parody.

IJR Arcade

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On-theme arcade editions starring the David parody.

David across IJR

On Watch

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In the Arcade

Savanna Stampede: David Macdonald EditionLead the herd past crocs, lions, and the stampede. Now starring the David Macdonald parody.Landgrab: David Stevenson EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the David Stevenson parody.Landgrab: David Stevenson EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the David Stevenson parody.

Studio characters

Worton DavidThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.David NyströmThe Swedish ice hockey player with nowhere else to be today.David MoralesThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.