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Gregory Wayne Abbott is an American politician, attorney, and jurist who has served since 2015 as the 48th governor of Texas. A member of the Republican Party, he served from 2002 to 2015 as the 50th attorney general of Texas and from 1996 to 2001 as a justice of the Texas Supreme Court. As of 2025, Abbott is the longest-serving incumbent governor in the United States.
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“I'm EMBARRASSED: Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind CALIFORNIA. Let's pick up the pace Texans. @NRA”
“The situation happening in New York is far different than what is happening in Texas and other places. For example, there will be unfortunately, more people who pass away in one day in New York than we will have in Texas in the entirety of this whole pandemic situation.”
“Why do we audit everything in this world, but people raised their hands in concern when we audit elections, which is fundamental to our democracy?”
“COVID-19 vaccines are strongly encouraged for those eligible to receive one, but must always be voluntary for Texans.”
“People need to understand that in the aftermath of the Santa Fe shootings, I signed 17 laws to address school safety.”
“I've announced a $50K reward for info on the criminal who killed 5 illegal immigrants Friday.”
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