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Gregory John Gutfeld (born September 12, 1964) is an American television host, political commentator, comedian, and author. He is the host of the late-night comedy talk show Gutfeld!, and hosted a Saturday night edition of Gutfeld! called The Greg Gutfeld Show from May 2015 until March 2021, when it was announced the show would transition to weeknights.
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“The Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white Capri pants. Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country? They have no army!”
“Nothing will ever come close to Ted Kennedy meeting with the KGB in order to beat Ronald Reagan in 1984”
“College doesn't look like it's fun anymore. I mean, have you seen how miserable and how miserable-looking a lot of the students are? They're deliberately like ugly-fying themselves. You see them on TikTok. They're out of shape, they're asexual. They're rejecting the truth in beauty. They all look like rejects from a loony bin. I'd steer clear of college, too.”
“White supremacy is not a threat to them.”
“I’ve had enough of people declaring emergencies in order to take control of our lives. I know that mass shootings are bad, but if we are going to do the numbers, then let’s do the numbers. It’s exceedingly rare compared to car fatalities.”
“I think she’s an absolute genius. I want to just read that quote again. I’m going to tell you why, OK? ‘We cannot afford to leave Tennessee behind, Kentucky behind, Alabama behind, Mississippi behind, Georgia behind, South Carolina behind.’ She mentions behind six times, and all I’m thinking about is her behind!””
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
