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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
“Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”
“[Variant:] "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".”
“They say Allen got something from the Marx Brothers. He got nothing. Maybe twenty years ago, he might have been inspired. Today he's an original. The best, the funniest.”
“I like pancakes, but I haven't got a closet full of them!”
“I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.”
“Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
