Harper

Overview

From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0).

• “Universality has been severely reduced: it is virtually dead as a concept in most areas of public policy…These achievements are due in part to the Reform Party…”

• “It is imperative to take the initiative, to build firewalls around Alberta, to limit the extent to which an aggressive and hostile federal government can encroach upon legitimate provincial jurisdiction.”

• “We support the war effort and believe we should be supporting our troops and our allies and be there with them doing everything necessary to win”

• “We must aim to make Canada a lower tax jurisdiction than the United States.”

• “The treatment of children in Indian residential schools is a sad chapter in our history… Two primary objectives of the residential schools system were to remove and isolate children from the influence of their homes, families, traditions and cultures, and to assimilate them into the dominant culture.”

• “Israel is the Middle East’s only legitimate democracy, surrounded by cadres, warlords and villains that do not respect democracy or human rights. These bellicose nations jealously regard Israel, envying its success, stability, and might. Israel faces an impossible calculus between defending itself and facing angry outcries or risking its own destruction.”

Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.

Harper across IJR

On Watch

Bryce Harper walked past me 😭OkCron

In the Arcade

Landgrab: Stephen Harper EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Stephen Harper parody.Landgrab: Stephen Harper EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Stephen Harper parody.Savanna Stampede: Charles Harper EditionLead the herd past crocs, lions, and the stampede. Now starring the Charles Harper parody.

Studio characters

Roy Winfield HarperThe American judge, cornered at a party and loving it.Helena HarperThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.Bryce HarperAsk anything — within reason.