Hell

• “Hell is the wrath of God — His hate of sin.”

• “The function of the lawyer is to preserve a sceptical relativism in a society hell-bent for absolutes. The worse the society, the more law there will be. In Hell there will be nothing but law and due process will be meticulously observed.”

• “Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: A woman was punished because she had kept a cat tied until it died, and (as a punishment of this offence) she was thrown into Hell. She had not provided it with food or drink, and had not freed her so that she could eat the insects of the earth.”

• “Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' "”

• “And the Lord said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against me, him will I blot out of my book. Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their sin upon them.”

• “And when Abraham said: My Lord, make this a secure town and provide its people with fruits, such of them as believe in God and the Last Day. He said: And whoever disbelieves, I shall grant him enjoyment for a short while, then I shall drive him to the chastisement of the Fire. And it is an evil destination.”

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Family guide

Cast & crew

Luis EstradaDirectorDamián Alcázaras Benjamín García "El Benny"Joaquín Cosíoas El Cochiloco

Overview

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Hell across IJR

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In the Arcade

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Studio characters

Hellmuth GreinertAsk the German lawyer everything the interviews skip.Laura Michelle KellyBetween takes — spoiling nothing, teasing everything.Alvin HellersteinRumors confirmed: surprisingly easy to talk to.