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• “Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider.”

• “A stallion, baby! I can winnie! I can count! Look at me, Shrek! I’m trotting!”

• “All I know is that the stable is empty, and the horse is gone. The rest I don’t know. Whether it be a curse or a blessing, I can’t say. All we can see is a fragment. Who can say what will come next?”

• “For young hot colts being rag'd, do rage the more.”

• “The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears.”

• “Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.”

Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.

horse across IJR

Open questions

what is the difference between founder and laminitis in horses?

On Watch

Slow Horses — Season 6 Official Trailer | Apple TVApple TV500 HorsesNipsey Hussle - Topic

In the Arcade

Landgrab: Tiberius Julius Theothorses EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Tiberius Julius Theothorses parody.ZoeCraft: Stuart Horsepool EditionMine, build, and adopt pets — from Sarasota to Candyland. Now starring the Stuart Horsepool parody.

Studio characters

Nathan Lee Chasing His HorseThe Native American actor doing a table read of your day.Sven-Ole ThorsenThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.Stuart HorsepoolThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.