Ink

• “The ink of scholars (used in writing) is weighed on the Day of Judgement with the blood of martyrs and the ink of scholars outweighs the blood of martyrs.”

• “Let there be gall enough in thy ink, though thou write with a goose-pen, no matter.”

Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.

Ink across IJR

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