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“106 [degrees] in the valley… I was sweating like Dan Rather checking for forged documents.”
“Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.”
“"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."”
“Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".”
“Well, there's nothing funnier to me than the French. The French Resistance is probably the biggest mythical joke that ever existed. There were four guys in the French Resistance. They couldn't hand over the Jewish people fast enough. Oh, please, don't tell me about the French. The French have all sorts of secret deals with Saddam and everybody else for two cents a liter. It's an easy target.”
“Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.”
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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American television host, comedian, and writer. After doing stand-up comedy for years, Leno was chosen in 1992 to replace Johnny Carson as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show; Leno hosted The Tonight Show until September 2009 when Conan O'Brien took over as host and Leno started a primetime talk show, The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC. O'Brien turned down NBC's offer to have Leno host a half hour monologue show before The Tonight Show to boost ratings amid reported viewership diminishing, which sparked the 2010 Tonight Show conflict that resulted in Leno's returning to hosting the show on March 1, 2010. He hosted his last episode of his second tenure on February 6, 2014. That year, he was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame. From 2014 to 2022, he hosted Jay Leno's Garage, and from 2021 to 2023, hosted the revival of You Bet Your Life.
Midas Man
2024 · as Ed Sullivan
Jay Leno's Garage
2015 · as Self - Host
The Jay Leno Show
2009 · as Self - Host
Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King
2008 · as Jack O'Lantern (voice)
Igor
2008 · as King Malbert (voice)
Ice Age: The Meltdown
2006 · as Fast Tony (voice)
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
1993 · as Vorb (voice)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
1992 · as Self - Host
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