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Join the room“Four hundred years ago, we would have been burnt for this film. Now, I'm suggesting that we've made an advance.”
“If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my original plan to graduate and become a chartered accountant, perhaps a barrister lawyer, and gotten a nice house in the suburbs, with a nice wife and kids, and gotten a country club membership, and then I would have killed myself.”
“Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers — which is why almost no technology ever works.”
“You see, you could never do a sketch like that these days. The audience is too uninformed. I blame the Americans. Nation of obese, violent, pig-ignorant, bible-thumping morons contaminating world culture. That’s why I spend most of my time here in France. … Beautiful, isn’t it? Just look at those olive trees. [Interviewer: This is Santa Barbara.]”
“Because these people are operating at a very very low level of mental health, they are incapable of understanding the teaching.”
“All humans are stupid, but the smarter ones at least have a handle on their own ignorance.”
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John Marwood Cleese es un actor, comediante, guionista, productor y presentador de televisión inglés. Surgiendo de Cambridge Footlights en los años 1960, logró su primer éxito en el Edinburgh Festival Fringe y como guionista e intérprete en The Frost Report (1966–1967). A finales de los años 1960, cofundó Monty Python, el grupo de comedia responsable de la serie de comedia de sketches surrealista Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969–1974). Junto con sus compañeros de Python Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones y Michael Palin, Cleese protagonizó las películas Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Life of Brian (1979) y The Meaning of Life (1983).
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Donated $2,300 to Barack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign.

2023 · as Archie Vainglorious (voice)

2023 · as Arthur William Dallas III

2021 · Creator

2021 · as Mr. Bridwell

2019 · as Otto von Walrus (voice)

2018 · as Fairy Godmother / Executioner (voice)

2018 · as Donner (voice)

2016 · as Roi Gristle (voice)

2015 · as Chief Alien (voice)

2013 · as Bulldog (voice)

2011 · as Narrator (voice)

2010 · as King Harold (voice)

2009 · as Professor Kipple (voice)

2009 · as Dreyfus

2008 · as Dr. Glickenstein (voice)

2008 · as Professor Barnhardt

2007 · as King Harold (voice)

2006 · as Dr. Primkin