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2004 film by Irving Schwartz
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Larceny is a comedy film starring Andy Dick, Joshua Leonard, and Tyra Banks.
When he leaves New Jersey to go visit his wacky cousin living in Los Angeles, a man has a madcap adventure when he is mistaken for a successful New York artist.
Joshua Leonard as Nick
Andy Dick as Chris
Kate Jackson as Mom
Heavy D as Charles
Roselyn Sánchez as Angela
Michael Lerner
Tyra Banks as Self
Priscilla Inga Taylor (as Priscilla Taylor)
Joann Richter as Sondra
“When the ideal of Society is material gain or possession, as it is largely today, the object of its special condemnation is the thief – not the rich thief, for he is already in possession and therefore respectable, but the poor thief.”
“All stealing is comparative. If you come to absolutes, pray who does not steal?”
“In a petty theft you steal money and gold, but in electoral theft you steal the future of the country. The second crime can be committed by the meanest persons.”
“What’s the cadet motto at West Point? You will not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do. I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. It’s — it was like — we had entire training courses. It reminds you of the glory of the American experiment. — Texas A&M University (April 15, 2019)”
“Stealing of course is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances.”
“Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.”
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Larceny is a comedy film starring Andy Dick, Joshua Leonard, and Tyra Banks.
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