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Leonard Alfred Schneider (October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966), better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, and satirist. He was renowned for his open, free-wheeling, and critical style of comedy which contained satire, politics, religion, sex, and vulgarity. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon in 2003.
“You can't put tits and ass on the marquee!...Why not?...Because it's dirty and vulgar, that's why not!... Titties are dirty and vulgar?...Okay, we'll compromise. How about Latin? Gluteus maximus, pectoralis majors nightly...That's alright, that's clean, class with ass, I'll buy it...Clean to you, schmuck, but dirty to the Latins!”
“I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.”
“I was arrested for using a ten-letter word that began with ‘c,’ and I would marry no woman who was not one.”
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
“If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.”
“In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.