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Lou Holtz (April 11, 1893 – September 22, 1980) was an American vaudevillian, comic actor, and theatrical producer.
“The next flag they plant will be all white, and it'll be surrender.”
“Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.”
“They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.”
“On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.”
“If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.”
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