Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special is a Netflix variety special starring Michael Bolton and created by The Lonely Island. It was released on Netflix on February 7, 2017.
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Plot
When Santa's elves make too many toys for Christmas, Michael Bolton must star in a Valentine's Day special to encourage couples to have sex and conceive 75,000 babies.
Cast
Michael Bolton as himself
Sarah Shahi as Carmela
Adam Scott as himself
Jimmy Graham as Santa Claus
Grey Griffin as Announcer
Brooke Shields as herself
Janeane Garofalo as herself
Louie Anderson as himself
Sinbad as himself
Andy Richter as himself
Bob Saget as himself
Sarah Silverman as Misty
Randall Park as Blair
Andy Samberg as Kenny G
Kenny G as Janitor
Fred Armisen as Peter Salanz
Colton Dunn as Chocolatier Customer
Jorma Taccone as Punk Rocker
Michael Sheen as Carl Flossy
Akiva Schaffer as Alan
Chris Parnell as Dr. Vince Harbert
Mircea Monroe as Virtual Woman
Sal Stowers as Virtual Pharmacist
Maya Rudolph as herself
Tim Robinson as Chef Roy
David Theune as Darryl
Baron Vaughn as Ben
Maya Erskine as Susan
Mary Holland as Dianne
Will Forte as Michael Fulton
Eric André as Baby Archer
Luka Jones as Wally
Casey Wilson as herself
Scott Aukerman as Security Guard #1
Nicole Byer as Security Guard #2
Reception
Sophie Gilbert of The Atlantic called Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special "a sparkling and star-studded oddity that’s part-PBS telethon and part-depraved sex comedy... At its best, it’s a glorious, only partly ironic homage to the vocal power and unfettered sexual magnetism of one of the most indelible figures in balladry. At its worst, it’s baffling." Esther Zuckerman of The A.V. Club called the special "a hilarious assault on the very idea of conventional, heteronormative sexiness. It’s ideal Valentine’s Day programming for people who hate the nonsensical commercialism of Valentine’s Day and for anyone who can’t resist unfettered silliness."