Neil Gaiman

• “"So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and all he knew for certain was that it definitely wasn't him.”

• “Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?"”

• “"You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special about it at all. It was doing the best it could.”

• “I knew enough about adults to know that if I did tell them what had happened, I would not be believed. Adults rarely seemed to believe me when I told the truth anyway. Why would they believe me about something so unlikely?”

• “In May I received an anonymous Mother’s Day card. This puzzled me. I would have noticed if I had ever had children, surely?”

• “Get me Neil on the line. No, I can't hold. Have him read 'Snow, Glass, Apples' where nothing is what it seems.”

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Neil Gaiman across IJR