Shaw

• “Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it...”

• “The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.”

• “The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.”

• “If parents would only realize how they bore their children!”

• “Our natural dispositions may be good; but we have been badly brought up, and are full of anti-social personal ambitions and prejudices and snobberies. Had we not better teach our children to be better citizens than ourselves? We are not doing that at present. The Russians are. That is my last word. Think over it.”

• “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.

Shaw across IJR

On Watch

Shawn Mendes - Treat You Better (Lyrics)Unique Vibes

In the Arcade

Landgrab: Hester Shaw EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Hester Shaw parody.Landgrab: Hester Shaw EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Hester Shaw parody.Landgrab: Hareton Earnshaw EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Hareton Earnshaw parody.

Studio characters

Annika BelshawAsk the American ski jumper everything the interviews skip.Maria BalshawThe director of Tate doing a table read of your day.James ShawThe late-night sketch version — live in your chat.