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Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan was an Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor. The son of an English mother and Irish father, he was born in British India, where he spent his childhood before relocating in 1931 to England, where he lived and worked for the majority of his life.
“For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.”
“Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?”
“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
“Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.”
“On the Ning Nang Nong When the cows go bong!”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.