Sponsored
Place
Spork
Comments
Ask Genius by OpenServe:
Free account · your comment posts right after signup
Place
Free account · your comment posts right after signup
Spork is a locality of the town of Bocholt in the district of Borken. It was first mentioned in 1188 as Sporklo. Formerly an independent municipality, it was merged into the city of Bocholt in 1975. Its population was 972 in December 2017.
“Sporks, for those of you who have been spared, are the dreaded half-spoon, half-fork utensils handed out by some fast-food places that have tines too short to spear anything but are strategically placed to make sure anything liquid winds up on your necktie, blouse, shirt or navel - depending on your choice of attire.”
“Get away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.”
“The iPad falls between two stools – not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
Not who you're looking for? Others named Spork: hybrid form of cutlery taking the form of a spoon-like shall · 2011 film