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Steven John Martin (born 26 February 1963) is an Australian politician. Prior to entering politics he was a third generation farmer.
“The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now!”
“You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.”
“Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?”
“Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.”
“It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it — The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.”
“People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director."”
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