Tale
In the days of King Arthur, the land was full of mischievous elves and fairies. (These days it is not so: women nowadays have to fear only the attentions of roving friars.) In that olden time, one of Arthur's knights while traveling alone encounters a woman and rapes her by force. The knight is arrested and condemned to death, but Queen Guinevere and her ladies intercede on his behalf, and he is turned over to Guinevere for punishment instead. The Queen tells the knight that he may save his own life if he can discover, in a year and a day, what it is that women most desire.
Everywhere the knight goes, he asks the opinion of those he meets; but he never gets the same answer twice. Some say women desire riches; or sexual pleasure; or a variety of husbands; or to be flattered; or to be free; or to be confided in. (The wife of Midas was confided in, but in the end she could not keep his secret. This story's conclusion, says the Wife, may be found in Ovid.)
The year having passed fruitlessly, the knight turns homeward in sorrow. At the edge of the woods he sees twenty-four maidens dancing and singing, but when he approaches they disappear as if by magic, leaving only the ugliest old woman anyone could imagine. She asks his trouble, and the knight explains that he seeks to know what women most desire. She whispers to him the answer, but only after extracting from him the promise to grant her the first favor she should ask him in the future. Arriving at the court, he gives the old hag's answer:
That is, women most desire sovereignty over their husbands and lovers. This is unanimously agreed to be true by the women of the court, who, accordingly, free the knight.
The hag then calls on the knight, before all the court, to grant her favor: his hand in marriage. Aghast, he begs her to choose another favor; but she is firm, and he keeps his word. There is no wedding feast. That night, the knight tosses and turns and will not embrace the hag. She asks the reason. He gives three: that she is loathsome, and old, and low-born. She tells him that all this could be amended, if only he were pleasant toward her. Concerning her low birth, she quotes "the wise poete of Florence," Dante, who writes that virtue and nobility do not rise along the branches of the family tree but rather descend by God's grace upon the leaves (Conv. IV.20; Purg. VII). She urges him to read Seneca, Boethius, and Valerius, in all of whom he will find "that he is gentil that dooth gentil dedis," regardless of birth. Concerning her poverty, she reminds him that Jesus Christ chose to be poor; and that
Concerning her old age, she reminds him that one should be courteous to one's elders. Concerning her ugliness, she assures him that for that reason he needn't fear becoming a cuckold; yet she will always satisfy his appetites.
Finally, she asks him which he would prefer: an old and ugly wife who is true and humble, or a beautiful young wife with all the risks to his reputation that such a wife might entail. The knight replies that he will express no opinion; she should choose the better option according to her own pleasure and honor. "Then I have got mastery of you?" she inquires; he agrees. She then promises him both beauty and fidelity; casting up the curtain, he finds that she has become beautiful. He kisses her a thousand times; she promises to obey him in everything; and they live their lives in perfect joy.
The Wife of Bath ends her tale with a prayer that all women be blessed with meek, young, vigorous husbands and the grace to outlive them; and that all ungovernable husbands and skinflints be cursed with short lives and pestilence.