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• “Trolls, it is said, were bred by Melkor because he desired a race as powerful as the giant Ents, the Tree-herds.”

• “They were trolls. Obviously trolls. Even Bilbo, in spite of his sheltered life, could see that: from the great heavy faces of them, and their size, and the shape of their legs, not to mention their language, which was not drawing-room fashion at all, at all.”

• “Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.”

• “Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).”

• “'Now is the time!' cried Gandalf. 'Let us go, before the troll returns!'”

• “Trolls are only counterfeits, made by the Enemy in the Great Darkness, in mockery of Ents, as Orcs were of Elves.”

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