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“Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.”
“I certainly know that [A] comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious and I don't want either of those to happen to me til I am dead (if then).”
“No party is as bad as its state and national leaders.”
“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”
“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
“That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can."”
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