"Don't worry about me quittin' the business because God hasn't said anything about stopping yet.”

“You want to know the truth? This is like a kamikaze attack.”

“This would not have happened if Democrats voted for the clean CR.”

“And you can imagine who I’d put on that spaceship.”

“As your commander in chief, I will always stand for you. I promise you that.”

“He does not have a mandate! That is not a mandate! That is not a mandate!”

“We are deeply grateful to the medical team for their exceptional care and support.“

“The president’s joking, and we’re having a good time.”

“The Democratic Party is Dead! They have no leadership! no message! no hope!“

"The cartels involved have grown more armed, well-organized, and violent.”

“The president is unhinged. He is unwell.”

“The president sounded incoherent, exhausted, rabidly partisan, at times stupid, meandering, couldn’t hold a thought together.”

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"Dr. Goodall’s discoveries as an ethologist revolutionized science, and she was a tireless advocate for the protection and restoration of...

“I just came from the Senate floor where I took one of the most difficult votes I’ve taken since I’ve...

“Imagine if the Democrats took over the House; they’d impeach him.”

"We thought it might be a fun way to drive the president nuts.”

“If the words I’m speaking today are making your heart sink, then you should do the honorable thing and resign.”

“I just keep my head down and make sure the jokes are funny.”

“Affected agencies should now execute their plans for an orderly shutdown.”