“No, you can’t get out. We’re calling the cops.”

"This is the best present you'll ever have."

“This is what real freedom looks like, and we did it in a way that protects taxpayers and supports our...

"We did respond to a suspicious occurrence in the vicinity of the Nassau Coliseum…”

“I am, however, looking forward to being back at work and undertaking a few more public engagements in the coming...

“So my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn’t have anything keeping her humble.”

“That’s a trade-off I’d do.”

“What if it was your father?“

"He is an imperfect person, but he is not a criminal.”

"We can’t go back and give this very dangerous man another chance to do harm to our country and the...

“I think it’s also starting new conversations around the campaign.”

"I think part of the job description of being president is answering questions, not because reporters have a right to...

“It is called the enemy from within."

Instead of apology, he bemoaned that people can’t take a joke.

“Look, Laura Loomer is not affiliated with the Trump campaign.”

“What a sick freak.”

“… it shouldn’t be lost in the shuffle that Trump took at least five toxic positions on the debate stage.”

“Marjorie Taylor Greene is right. I don’t say that a lot.”

"Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris …”

“… his ‘eyes were bloodshot and glassy...’”