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Aaron Cook is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Aaron Cook. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The baseball player, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Aaron Cook — baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Aaron promises the stories get taller after the second question.