AI parody character — not the real Alan Hansen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Hansen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Hansen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Hansen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Hansen — Scottish association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Alan Hansen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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