AI parody character — not the real Alan Shearer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Shearer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Shearer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Shearer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Shearer — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
Alan Shearer is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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