AI parody character — not the real Alistair Brown, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alistair Brown's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alistair Brown is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alistair Brown. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alistair Brown — association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Alistair about the one that got away; bring snacks.