AI parody character — not the real André Hoekstra, and never claims to be. Follow the real André Hoekstra's coverage on their IJR News journal →
André Hoekstra is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real André Hoekstra. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of André Hoekstra — Dutch footballer and manager. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. André promises the stories get taller after the second question.
André Hoekstra is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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